Girls/Girls/Boys

funnytwittertweets:

andshecanproveitwasolidrighthook:

alright im done put me in the heart locket

burgertv:

Cat: *meows*

Me: *meows back*

unluckymarch:

“do you have a type?”

uh yeah, women I’m slightly afraid of

funnytwittertweets:

littlewickedthings:

loudmouththreads

luminousbensolo:

aaaaasneakattack:

mx-bones:

rah rah rasputin something something sour cream

He was a cat that smoked a whole bong

once-a-polecat:

salticinae:

Dead ass tho. We sometimes forget, collectively as a group of people observing this franchise, that there are nasty dance clubs all over the Star Wars universe. The Galaxy. An entire system of worlds. There are places that play shitty dance remixes for 12 hours and where cross fraction hook ups probably happen every night.

Do not forget this. Beyond Tatooine, beyond stuffy meeting halls, the palaces of royalty, a storm trooper probably just had his 3rd drink and he’s bout to get the best dick of his life from something with 4 arms. He’s living the dream. Do not forget him.

1) I’m impressed that this post it still circulating.

2) Right now, I’m watching the Clone Wars cartoon, and believe you me… the people who wrote Clone Wars legit know this.